Bastard is a synonym of agent," he smiled, and added, "or studio chief.

...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme."If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has the best pipes in town," said Elena."Anyone else might say that. What Nat would say is he has the biggest pipe in town.

Under the spreading chestnut tree, I screwed you and you screwed me.

Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.

Haven't you heard, the Dread Scott decision has been overturned?""Not out here, baby," Warren replied, without a second's hesitation. "For that matter, not in Washington, either, or in Detroit, or at the Vatican, or at the Harvard Law School. People are objects and we use them. Out here, I like to think, the trappings surrounding the transaction are a little more attractive. But we're all the users.

If bisexuality was normal, Elena wondered, why did bisexuals try to make everyone else bisexual? Or homosexual.

His eyes were riveted to the full, round breasts that had clearly been sculpted by God or nature and not a cosmetic surgeon.

Women, Elena believed, appealed to men in direct proportion to their vacuousness. The male had an overwhelming compulsion to teach, to mold what he regarded as "the weaker sex.

God creates monsters. Women encourage them.""That sounds like a tract by Nancy O'Brien. Although I agree. Men are pigs.""Natalie, darling, sometimes so are women.

Like any woman, Elena knew that there are three things you cannot upstage: a child, an animal, and a faggot.